Saturday, March 5, 2011

The Original Salami Art

The World's First and Only Place for Salami Art

Founded in 2010, The Salart Company is constantly working to highlight the sublime perfection of Salami through innovative designs. We work day and night, eating our way into art history. Our team of Salami Engineers are the best in the industry - these hardcore Salami enthusiasts have decades of experience with the product and always deliver pristine work. So, whether you are looking for a new piece for your local delicatessen or a rare work of art for over the mantle, Salart Co. is the only choice for inspiring and original works of art!

FAQ
1. How do you make your Salart?
- Our team of highly experienced Salami Engineers have worked for years on perfecting the ultimate biting technique combined with flawless folding reminiscent of the ancient art of Japanese Origami. These experts also show great restraint in being able to stop eating the Salami before it is all gone, a small feat to some but have you ever stopped eating a piece of Salami after only one bite? We didn't think so.

2. What kind of Salami do you use?
- For the majority of our work we use Oscar Mayar Hard Salami. The consistency and durability of this Salami is quite extraordinary. On occasion we have been known to use Genoa Salami.

3. Where can I learn to make Salart?
- We are still relatively new to the Art game, Picaso's technique wasn't taught extensively in his lifetime so we ask our loyal followers and aspiring Salami Engineers to remain patient until we are ready to go public with our very complex processes. Of course we have been known to take on Interns - email us if you would like more information.

4. Why are employees called Salami Engineers?
- We like to think of our employees as hybrids of Artists and Engineers, creating Salart is extremely scientific in it's formulaic patterns of bite/fold technique but it is also a rich artistry. We didn't choose Artist because if you are an Engineer you statistically make more money and we take care of our employees.

5. Where can I buy Salart?
- Currently the only way to get your hands on an Original Salart masterpiece is by contact with our Company through email: salartco@gmail.com.

6. Are you just going to send me a piece of Salami?
- Of course not, we have an extensive process for framing each and every one of our works in order to preserve color and texture but we do not recommend dismantling our pieces and eating the Salami.

7. Where can I see examples of Salart?
- Here on this blog! Due to increasing interest in our Salart we have decided to make a Blog for exhibiting our ever evolving collection of Salami masterpieces. We are currently in the process of making an official website so please be patient. You can also email us at salartco@gmail.com to request photos of Salart.

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